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: POSTMASTER’S-SURVIVAL-GUIDE OF THE ZOMBIE-[A]POCALYPSE.

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[ Postmaster’s Survival Guide to the Fiction-Zombie-Apocalypse. ]
By Sunny-Warrior.

[ 8 Survival Tips for Postmasters during the fiction-Zombie Apocalypse.
As Halloween fast approaches, and the Global-Goblins & Ghouls try to clamp down with their mindless control, we are reminded of a few tips to safeguard ourselves during these crazy times.

Planning for the Fiction Zombie Apocalypse.

1. [A]VOID THE FICTION-ZOMBIE “BITE”:
This is the first, and most important tip. Fiction-Zombies may try to bite you, jab you with poison, or make you wear a mask. So use caution! If you do get bitten by chance, you could forget your nativity and become a ZOMBIE DEAD-VESSEL again. Your name will even appear in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS just like them!

2. DON’T LET THE FICTION ZOMBIE FEED.
Most of the zombies you’ll come across don’t have a lot going on upstairs, except the never-ending urge to feed on your negativity. Zombies don’t think for themselves, so, stay sharp & positive in the NOW-SPACE, and keep studying your Postmaster playbook, or like a fiction-zombie, you could lose your ability to think.

3. STOCK UP!
To prepare for the first few days of a zombie apocalypse, stock up on canned goods, dehydrated foods, weapons, medicine, outdoor clothing, and fuel. Really, this should be a no-brainer. Only the wise will be able to stay sain & healthy during the Fiction-Zombie Apocalypse. 

4. CARRY YOUR SHIPS-PAPERS!
If you don’t have your Claim of the Life, You might want to think about getting a Claim of the Life for your derelict-Vessel and carrying it on you everywhere you go, as well as your passport.  Think of it like having a compass or GPS-tool, with a Claim of the Life you’ll have your ships papers to guide during rougher times & through channels closed to Fiction zombies.  

5. USE YOUR BRAIN: Bomb shelters or locking yourself in your Basement might seem like a good idea at first, but if you’re surrounded by the Fiction zombies who have no brains at all, or the undead Police, you’ll eventually run out of food and have to come out.  Being Paranoid about the world is not really the best move, but staying smart, staying in the Now-Space & using your brains is the way to go. Continue learning Postal-mechanics, watching Chief’s videos, and consider getting a syntax teacher, to help you with your performances, which will further help you navigate your world and avoid the fiction zombie path.

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6. KEEP GOOD COMPANY & STAY CLEAR OF ZOMBIE HARVESTING CENTERS.
Keep good company around you & stay clear of Courts or you could get harvested by the fiction-zombies. Also stay clear of unauthorized grammar teachers parading around like they can lead you, since they may lead you right back into the harvest.  No matter how tempting it is, never split up. There’s strength in numbers. You can join the Postmasters study groups or talk with your Syntax Teacher.  You alone can’t fight off thousands of zombies, so lay low, keep likeminded company and stay out of the limelight.
7. ZOMBIE PROOF YOUR HOME.
If you’re really worried about being caught offgaurd by those Pesky Military Zombie Door Knockers, you might want to zombie-proof your house.  Get those Pesky Vassalees from trying to pull you back into the Zombie Fiction just like them. Instead, don’t answer the door to strangers, let amazon or ups drop off packages at the door, make sure you have a deadbolt.

8. MAKE A BACK UP PLAN.
Most important of all (besides not getting bit by the Zombie Fiction), have a back up for everything. Make a copy of your Claim of the life, buy a generator, batteries, ammunition, food, and create escape routes, as well as weapons supplies, vehicles, and more. You have got to be smart out there, and stay ahead of the fiction thinkers.

Remember, the dead don’t sleep. If one of them catches you snoozing on the job unprepared, they will simply add you to their zombie ranks, or turn you into an all-you-can-eat buffet.  Make sure to come back to this Zombie apocalypse survival guide for guidance each time you feel lost.

Good luck out there, and keep your brains where they belong — in your head.  ] 

~0 For the Survival-Guide of the Zombie-Apocalypse IS with the Postmaster by the Knowledge.
~1 For the Stop-Biting of the Birth-Certificate-Zombie-Bug IS with the Knowledge by the Postmaster. For the Lacking-Nativity of the Postmaster IS with the ZOMBIE-VESSEL-NAME by the JOURNALISM-SHOUT-CAPITAL-LETTERS.
~2 For the Lack of a Brain IS with the Zombies by the [Ne]Gativity-Thinking & Performance. For the Sovereign of the Land IS with the Volition-Thinking by the Studying.
~3 For the Stock-Pile of the Food, Weapons, Medicine, Clothing, Fuel IS with the Smart-Survival-Choices by the Postmaster.
~4 For the Claim of the Life IS with the Vessel-Control by the Volition. For the Zombie-Fear of the Water IS with the Lack of the Swimming-[a]Bility-Helm-Master.
~5 For the Paranoia of the World IS with the Bomb-Shelter or Room-Closure by the Postmaster. For the Lack of the Food IS with the Leaving By the Postmaster. For the Strength of the Postmaster IS with the Knowledge by the Syntax-Teacher.
~6 For the Common-Sense of the Postmaster IS with the Learning by the Strong-Study-Group-Foundation.  For the Lack of the Knowledge IS with the Fake-Teachers by the Fraud.
~7 For the Stopping-Vaccine-Door-Knockers of the Military IS with the Zombie-Proof by the Step-Seven-Door-Knocker-Claim.
~8 For the Finishing-Step of the Zombie-Shielding-Plan IS with the Holding-Generators, Batteries, [am]Munition, Food, Route-Plans, Weapons, Stock-Piles, Vehicles by the Postmaster.
~9 For the Luck of the Postmaster IS with the Holding-Brains by the Head-Knowledge.